birthday Cookie

my name spartacus.  today is my little big sister's birthday!  i can't believe she is 63 already.  just yesterday she was 56!  if i remember correctly there will be cake and i may even be offered a taste on purpose.  i always feel a little bad when i have to resort to stealing....but i get over it.

this morning was so exciting.  My Aunt Maria (gigi's mother - see "sgt yorkie") left surprise gifts and there was singing and everything.  i got excited and grabbed a ball and ran around and jumped on the bed, but didn't get any takers.  they had to get ready for to go and stuff.  that's okay,  i can just chew on this pillow and send a little message...

happy birthday Cookie!  here is a picture my mommy took of my little big sister....

the dog of thunder

my name spartacus. yesterday he came back again; that big dog in the sky who barks and pees on everything. and he peed a lot this time. i'm gonna have to go out and reclaim everything. when the big dog comes, daddy calls it a "thunder storm". he's always making stuff up like that, but it's cute when he tries to understand nature.

the big dog kinda scares me, but i didn't need a pill this time cause daddy brought my sisters home early. if the big dog in the sky goes for a walk and i'm alone, i sometimes try to dig myself into the garage and my daddy gets all bent outta shape about it. what do i look like - a doorknob expert?

i still don't know what the flashing light is all about. maybe there's a short in the sun. dinosquirrels! that's what it's all about! the dinosquirrels chew through the sun's wiring and the big dog in the sky comes and chases them away! it all makes perfect sense now!

well, the sun is fixed and i got some trees and mailboxes to reclaim. gtg.