my name spartacus. a couple of suns ago my fambly was getting all ready to go which they do when they are gonna go somewhere, but this time was different. i could tell they were going somewhere special on accounta my daddy's pants didn't have any holes in them and he wore a fancy leash that hung down the front of his shirt. My guess was that mommy was taking him on one of his special walks.
so because it was a little different from the norm, i freaked out a little more intensely. i was having a panic attack; i was panting badly and whimpering and hovering around the door nervously and i was desperate to go with and i thought i might hyperventilate and die and hey...is that a hamburger my sister left on the coffee table?
okay guys, be careful. have a good time. bye!
