i got some splainin to do...

my name spartacus.  thank dogness the hot time is almost over.  i can start blogging regular again.

i think i figured out what happened to me from the last time i blogged.  my daddy took me and my cat for a dogtor visit and forgot us there! and the dogtor was like, "well, you're here. i might as well poke you with stuff."

so we were there for days, maybe weeks or years even! until one day i was reverse dognapped.  i was taken home by augie's mom and dad only i didn't recognize them on account a i was given a woozy pill so i was woozy.

well the next morning my fambly came home and they were all happy to see me and acting like they didn't just forget me at the dogtor's for half an eternity! but i was so happy to see them that i forgot too.

so it's all good now.  after all; the only thing that surpasses a dog's sense of smell is our unconditional love.  ")"

A dognapping and then a dog napping.

my name spartacus...or is it?

longest dogtor visit ever! finally going home...

wait a minute! these are not my peepole! you're making a mistake! why isn't anyone listening to me?!
somebody bark k-911!

what's the pill for? i'm being drugged and put in the back of an SUV! help!

i'm feeling woozy.  what is happening to me?!

is this my house? or have I fallen through an inter-dimensional time vortex and find myself in a parallel universe? what other explanation could there be?

i know I'm not dreaming; there are no squirrels.

getting... spleeny....

the Bath party

my name spartacus.  it's the hot time and my blogging slows down during this time cause the heat make me hot.  so i do everything slow,  like blogging.

today my daddy tricked me into taking a bath.  he called me into the waterbowl room using his i just dropped a piece of sausage voice and i ran into the little room with him.  then, like when my parents watch something scary through the magic window, the door closed behind me and my daddy laughed maniacally and the room tilted sideways and lightening flashed through the window... well he did close the door.

let me give you a bath tip; don't fight it.  the less you fight it, the sooner you get it over with.  i just stand there and it's over before i know it and it's really not that bad after you get use to the water.  and at the right moment you can shake and soak your daddy or whom ever the henchman happens to be.  i got my daddy good and after he toweled me off he had to take a bath too.

then my sister let me out and i ran around like crazy. who needs a blowdryer with this kind of speed?! is that fresh poop? gtg!

bite club or b-day showers or new kid in the flock

my name spartacus.  i was taking my afternoon walk mindin' my own business peeing on other peepole's stuff when all of a sudden i hear a door open and this little...thing.. came charging at me!  some new peepole moved into our street and their dog escaped like i do sometimes except i don't go looking for a fight.

he was littler than me and i'm not sure what breed, but i think he used to be white.  he was in need of a bath even for a dog.   just sayin'...    anyway, his bark was bigger than his (slang word for testicles here) cause he was free and wouldn't make his move.  as for me, the alpha male came outta me that i didn't know was there.  i was like a dog Hulk (don't make me angry) and my daddy had to hold me back and yell at me.  i haven't been in a fight since.... no, that was a dream.... wait..... hmmmmm.....ever?  well i was ready to dance and i've had my shots!  let's do this!

but his brother (?) came and got him and carried him away in his arms like a little baby puppy.  pol! (panting out loud)  so that's the almost fight i got into.


it's been a busy time for the fambly lately.  remember it was just Cookie's birthday?  and before that was aunt maria's birthday. well guess what! it was just Honey's birthday too!  i can always tell when it's somebody's birthday cause there's cake and fire and they sing Happy Birthday.  Honey turned 91.  mommy calls this age, "teenager".  mommy is not what you'd call a math magician.

and guess what!  in between my sister's birthdays i had a new human cousin.  my aunt Siobain and Uncle Jason (Augie's parents) had an anomaly - the first boy on my mommy's side of the fambly except for me and Augie, but i don't know if that counts.  i'm very excited for them and i can't wait to smell him!   ")"

birthday Cookie

my name spartacus.  today is my little big sister's birthday!  i can't believe she is 63 already.  just yesterday she was 56!  if i remember correctly there will be cake and i may even be offered a taste on purpose.  i always feel a little bad when i have to resort to stealing....but i get over it.

this morning was so exciting.  My Aunt Maria (gigi's mother - see "sgt yorkie") left surprise gifts and there was singing and everything.  i got excited and grabbed a ball and ran around and jumped on the bed, but didn't get any takers.  they had to get ready for to go and stuff.  that's okay,  i can just chew on this pillow and send a little message...

happy birthday Cookie!  here is a picture my mommy took of my little big sister....

the dog of thunder

my name spartacus. yesterday he came back again; that big dog in the sky who barks and pees on everything. and he peed a lot this time. i'm gonna have to go out and reclaim everything. when the big dog comes, daddy calls it a "thunder storm". he's always making stuff up like that, but it's cute when he tries to understand nature.

the big dog kinda scares me, but i didn't need a pill this time cause daddy brought my sisters home early. if the big dog in the sky goes for a walk and i'm alone, i sometimes try to dig myself into the garage and my daddy gets all bent outta shape about it. what do i look like - a doorknob expert?

i still don't know what the flashing light is all about. maybe there's a short in the sun. dinosquirrels! that's what it's all about! the dinosquirrels chew through the sun's wiring and the big dog in the sky comes and chases them away! it all makes perfect sense now!

well, the sun is fixed and i got some trees and mailboxes to reclaim. gtg.

Dr. Who Me?

my name not spartacus. this past week i joined a super secret club. it's so secret i can't tell you who's in it. my fambly is in it. i'm also not allowed to tell you who the president of the club is, but let's just say it's my little big sister, Cookie. we all have secret names, that's top secret too. my secret name is The Doctor. hmmm. i guess i'm not very good at this secret keeping stuff. i'm a dog.

i can't tell you the name of the club, but i can give you a little hint; it's called the N.I.A. club which stands for Nature Is Awesome.
dang i'm doing it again! we get together and vote on stuff and hang out in Cookie's room and there's a secret knock and everything and somebody stop me!!!!!

i love the club because everyone is crammed into Cookie's room all together and i get all excited and guess what! i'm the vice president!!! ...unless i get impeached for this blog.... i know! after you read this, delete it!


p.s.
my cat is the only one in the house who's not in the club. she has her own club and she's the only member...