i'm glad i got yelled at cause i wanted to tell you about this weird night a lot of a few nights ago. my fambly went out (in crazy outfits by the way) and left me all alone. so there i was minding my own business, you know, cleaning house so to bark, when the doorbell rang. well i went bonkers like usual and ran barking to the door and then the peepoles on the other side said something strange. it was hard to hear them through the door and my own barking, but i'm sure they said to smell their feet!
what is this?! peepole coming to the door and telling you to smell their feet?! what a genius idea! a service that brings smells to your door! why didn't i think of this?!
so did my parents order this service and forget? dang it! please! wait! don't go! yes i want to smell your feet! i know where the check books are!
then you'll never guess what. a little while later the doorbell rang again and this time they yelled "trickle treat!" what is a "trickle treat"? is it like beef jerky? i'll have one! wait! i have a check book! oh the irony! i can lick my jingle bells, but i can't turn a doorknob! don't go! why god!? why don't i have thumbs!?
well guess what. it rang again! and again and again and again! it rang all night and each time they were offering smells and treats! it was a nightmare. by the time my fambly got home i was exhausted. well it turns out this night was called halloween. it's crazy. peepole go for a walk, give each other junk to eat and smell each other's feet. it's like a holiday made for dogs. "halloween" = dog christmas.
next year i gotta get in on this!
