my name spartacus. i was taking my afternoon walk mindin' my own business peeing on other peepole's stuff when all of a sudden i hear a door open and this little...thing.. came charging at me! some new peepole moved into our street and their dog escaped like i do sometimes except i don't go looking for a fight.
he was littler than me and i'm not sure what breed, but i think he used to be white. he was in need of a bath even for a dog. just sayin'... anyway, his bark was bigger than his (slang word for testicles here) cause he was free and wouldn't make his move. as for me, the alpha male came outta me that i didn't know was there. i was like a dog Hulk (don't make me angry) and my daddy had to hold me back and yell at me. i haven't been in a fight since.... no, that was a dream.... wait..... hmmmmm.....ever? well i was ready to dance and i've had my shots! let's do this!
but his brother (?) came and got him and carried him away in his arms like a little baby puppy. pol! (panting out loud) so that's the almost fight i got into.
it's been a busy time for the fambly lately. remember it was just Cookie's birthday? and before that was aunt maria's birthday. well guess what! it was just Honey's birthday too! i can always tell when it's somebody's birthday cause there's cake and fire and they sing Happy Birthday. Honey turned 91. mommy calls this age, "teenager". mommy is not what you'd call a math magician.
and guess what! in between my sister's birthdays i had a new human cousin. my aunt Siobain and Uncle Jason (Augie's parents) had an anomaly - the first boy on my mommy's side of the fambly except for me and Augie, but i don't know if that counts. i'm very excited for them and i can't wait to smell him! ")"
