my name spartacus...or is it?
longest dogtor visit ever! finally going home...
wait a minute! these are not my peepole! you're making a mistake! why isn't anyone listening to me?!
somebody bark k-911!
what's the pill for? i'm being drugged and put in the back of an SUV! help!
i'm feeling woozy. what is happening to me?!
is this my house? or have I fallen through an inter-dimensional time vortex and find myself in a parallel universe? what other explanation could there be?
i know I'm not dreaming; there are no squirrels.
getting... spleeny....
