my name spartacus. thank dogness the hot time is almost over. i can start blogging regular again.
i think i figured out what happened to me from the last time i blogged. my daddy took me and my cat for a dogtor visit and forgot us there! and the dogtor was like, "well, you're here. i might as well poke you with stuff."
so we were there for days, maybe weeks or years even! until one day i was reverse dognapped. i was taken home by augie's mom and dad only i didn't recognize them on account a i was given a woozy pill so i was woozy.
well the next morning my fambly came home and they were all happy to see me and acting like they didn't just forget me at the dogtor's for half an eternity! but i was so happy to see them that i forgot too.
so it's all good now. after all; the only thing that surpasses a dog's sense of smell is our unconditional love. ")"