a tree grows in the living room

my name spartacus. this is the moon cycle where my fambly puts together a tree in the living room. they did it a while back. Cookie put it together and then they put lights on it and hung stuff from it and then looked at it. i'm guessing i'm not allowed to pee on it so i won't in case i get yelled at.

a lot of stuff has happened since the last time i blogged you. i had to go to the dogtor cause i freaked out when it rained once. you know how when it rains sometimes a giant dog barks real loud and angry? well that scares me. the last time that happened i was alone and i got scared and i tried to dig my way outta the house through the garage door. daddy yelled at me and mommy took me to the dogtor. i'd rather get yelled at. the dogtor poked at me as usual and ended up giving me some pills i gotta take when i'm a little anxious. so embarrassing.

the cat has to take some medicine too cause she peed on the bed. daddy yelled at her and mommy took her to the dogtor (or whatever it is you call cat healers). she has to have medicine shot into her mouth. i'd rather have the bladder infection.

also i got some new toys to break and everyone has been home a lot more these last few days. it's been awesome! this is also the time of the year when it gets cold and daddy has made some cozy fires. let's see, what else? oh yeah! those $#@%! squirrels chewed up some wiring and daddy had to hire a squirrel hit man and some wire fixer dudes. i don't know why he hired a hit man when he could just let me up in the attack. i would do it for free! the wiring, not so much.

sorry for my neglectful blogging habits. in the new moon cycle i will try to not be so unblogful. but remember, i get distracted easy. sometimes i will be on my way to the computer and i will have an itch on my butt and one thing leads to another and the next thing i know the doorbell wakes me up. i'm a dog.

happy new 12 moon cycles! see you next do over!