my name spartacus. remember when i promised to blog more after the hot summer was over? remember that? well i didn't.
since i talked to you last, my fambly grew another tree in the living room. but i still can't pee on it. that fat man with the beard broke into our house again. and snow grew. my sisters get real excited about all this, but i don't get it. there just ends up being more junk around the house that i'm not allowed to chew on.
today they went around saying, "Happy New Year!" to each other. i have a theory on this. they go around saying, "Happy New Year!" cause it's a new year. they get all excited about this too and i'm just like, "Boooooooorrrrrring!"
do you know what a new year's resolution is? well, resolution means: to break a promise. so new year's resolution is like this annual promise breaking ritual for peepoles.
my new year's resolution is to stop licking myself so much. ")"
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