Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Happy Snooze Year!

my name spartacus.  remember when i promised to blog more after the hot summer was over?  remember that?  well i didn't.

since i talked to you last, my fambly grew another tree in the living room.  but i still can't pee on it.  that fat man with the beard broke into our house again. and snow grew.  my sisters get real excited about all this, but i don't get it.  there just ends up being more junk around the house that i'm not allowed to chew on.

today they went around saying, "Happy New Year!" to each other.  i have a theory on this.  they go around saying, "Happy New Year!" cause it's a new year.  they get all excited about this too and i'm just like, "Boooooooorrrrrring!"  

do you know what a new year's resolution is?  well, resolution means: to break a promise. so new year's resolution is like this annual promise breaking ritual for peepoles.

my new year's resolution is to stop licking myself so much.  ")"

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