the longest b-day

my name spartacus. my birthday is from january 1 through february 28. this is on accounta nobody human knows when my actual b-day is on accounta i'm twice adopted (see adoption story, episodes I, II and III - not available in 3-D)

anyhow, if my dogtor is right, i'm about 35 dog years old. i'm still real playful and i like dog food, cat poop and dead flesh. i don't like sweets or veggies. so you can get me a toy or a hamburger (or a toy hamburger) or sumpin (don't get me cat poop cause it will get me in trouble).

so happy birthday to me! you better hurry and send me your b-day sentiments; only a couple weeks left of my b-day!

the cat is scratching in the litter box! oh kitty, you shouldn't have! gtg!