random thoughts

my name spartacus. today 'I'm attending to Honey cause she's home sick. i have a helper now though. my cat is my helper. it's kinda like she's the nurse and i'm the dogtor. only i can't think of a clever name to combine cat and nurse so i just call her cat. so she sits next to Honey when i need to stretch my legs or go for a vomit or sumpin.

speaking of Honey being sick; used tissues are quite a treat if you can get them.

cat food is good. also it makes me vomit and that's like a kind of bonus to it. so really you get to eat it twice. some things are worth getting yelled at for.

i'm not sure if i blogged about this before, but i know a good way to get cold cuts. wait till your fambly is about to leave and ask to be let out. then go out to the middle of the yard and just sit there. when they realize you're not doing anything productive and have no intention of coming back in, they bring out the cold cuts to get you back in so they can leave. they will bribe you with turkey, chicken and even salami and pastrami. it's even better if it's cold and rainy outside cause when they see you sitting there miserable and shivering, they feel sorry for you and maybe you can get a hot dog or sumpin. it's worth it and you know how i hate the rain. try it!

i know how to play a game called "Quit it!" no, it's not where you do sumpin to annoy your father on purpose; it's a game where i'm called the "Golden Snitch" (i guess that's a new dog breed) and my fambly chases me around and who ever can catch me and get my toy from me wins. the first time we played my sisters rode on brooms, but now they just chase me without brooms. i like it cause i like any game where i'm being chased. you could chase me and call it, "Lettuce" and i would still like it.

vacuum cleaners suck!

Honey coughed! where is that nurse - cat?! gtg!