my name spartacus. the other day my biggest sister, Honey, had a friend spend the night. it's always exciting to have a visitor, but not this visitor. this visitor has a fear of dogs. i believe the technical term for this is; chomp-o-phobia.
scared of me! if only she knew me. but i gotta admit i was a little proud of it too. but i didn't get to say hello or smell her or anything.
so once again i got punished for crimes yet committed. i was sentenced to an evening in the bedroom. no chance for parole or time off for good behavior. the warden (mommy) gave me an armed (her right one) escort for my pee breaks.
the thing is, when mommy is in bed for the evening, that's where i wanna be too. but now that i wasn't allowed out of the room, i really really wanted to get out of the room. the grass is always greener - especially when there's a visitor!
by the time i was released the next morning it was too late. the mysterious visitor was gone. i smelled what i could, but it was no use.
it's too bad she didn't get to meet me. i'm a good boy. five minutes with me and i woulda shown her dogs are awesome! i woulda cured her for sure!
my name dogtor spartacus! ")"
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